let the mothafucka burn...no, wait, don't!

You wouldn't believe what a small industry this is. And you wouldn't believe how many people continue to burn their bridges despite knowing this. Don't be a dick. Everyone talks. Never let someone make you believe they are better than you because in advertising no one knows what the hell they are doing. We're all in it together in our little freak world. We work each other up into a frenzy of award shows and name-dropping, but in reality no one out there cares about what we do. No need to attach an inflated sense of worth to making a direct mail piece for butter substitute. And help someone out whenever you can, they won't forget. They also won't forget that you're a dick.